Shorts N’ Boots.  Saturn Bar, New Orleans - Aug. 2010

Shorts N’ Boots.  Saturn Bar, New Orleans - Aug. 2010

TWT #6:

There were four other cowboys on the plane today. Time to take us off the endangered species list?

Andrew Graham’s SALAD WORLD T-Shirts - $15 Paypal to graham.414@osu.edu
The first step to opening my all-salad restaurant.  Perhaps we’ll take the liberty of calling any heterogeneous mixture a “salad” in the interest of diversifying the buffet.  For example, soups could be “soothing salads.” Hard Salad. Strong Salad. Slippery Salad.  Round room. Empty center. 360 degree salad bar. Pay at the door - we don’t have waiters, we just have a doorman.  Buy the goddam T-shirt already.

Andrew Graham’s SALAD WORLD T-Shirts - $15 Paypal to graham.414@osu.edu

The first step to opening my all-salad restaurant.  Perhaps we’ll take the liberty of calling any heterogeneous mixture a “salad” in the interest of diversifying the buffet.  For example, soups could be “soothing salads.” Hard Salad. Strong Salad. Slippery Salad.  Round room. Empty center. 360 degree salad bar. Pay at the door - we don’t have waiters, we just have a doorman.  Buy the goddam T-shirt already.

How The East Was Won.                                                               Photo by “George Brazil”

How The East Was Won.                                                               Photo by “George Brazil

Photo by Bill Heidrich

Photo by Bill Heidrich

TWT #5:

…realized all my top bros rest
for the appropriate number of beats when singing
a cappella

TWT #4:

Just got done having a threesome with Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy.

Just in time to go to the opening ceremony of my Olympics.

From Swedish TV.

TWT #3:

I sent an email to Kraft two days ago offering to be the spokesman for their Claussen Kosher Dill Pickles
I told ‘em I have an up and coming band
they didn’t respond.
Might have been ‘cuz I sent it to their customer service hotline.