Gentleman All-Star Sean Leary: Can I play with you tonight?

Andrew Graham: Yeah, why? What are you going to play?

GASL: I told the bartender I was playing so I could get another beer on your tab

AG: What are you going to play?  You didn’t bring your drums.

GASL: I’ll just clap and play on my thighs

~Later~

Soundman: Oh, do you need another mic for the other vocalist?

AG: He’s just a…….dancer.

Soundman: Do you need a board?

AG: Umm……Yeah! That’d be great

soundman fetches a board, places it under GASL’s feet,

and points a mic toward the floor

AG, to audience: Picture that I’m galloping through the desert.  And Sean’s a horse.