Gentleman All-Star Sean Leary: Can I play with you tonight?
Andrew Graham: Yeah, why? What are you going to play?
GASL: I told the bartender I was playing so I could get another beer on your tab
AG: What are you going to play? You didn’t bring your drums.
GASL: I’ll just clap and play on my thighs
Soundman: Oh, do you need another mic for the other vocalist?
AG: He’s just a…….dancer.
Soundman: Do you need a board?
AG: Umm……Yeah! That’d be great
soundman fetches a board, places it under GASL’s feet,
and points a mic toward the floor
AG, to audience: Picture that I’m galloping through the desert. And Sean’s a horse.